Chinese two-part sayings (歇后语)

  1. 挖肉补疮,好了一个损了一个 wā ròu bǔ chuāng, hǎole yī gè, sǔnle yī gè

    cutting out flesh to patch a sore: one gets better, the other is hurt

    Helping one party at another's expense, solving one problem by causing another. Close to 'robbing Peter to pay Paul'.

  2. 娃娃鱼上树,横看竖看都不是人 wáwayú shàng shù, héng kàn shù kàn dōu bù shì rén

    a giant salamander climbing a tree: from every angle it's not a person

    Says someone has lost basic decency and doesn't act like a human being. Insulting.

  3. 瓦上霜,见不得太阳 wǎ shang shuāng, jiànbude tàiyáng

    frost on roof tiles: can't face the sun

    Shameful matters cannot survive exposure.

  4. 歪脖子榆树,定型了 wāi bózi yúshù, dìngxíng le

    a crooked-necked elm: its shape is set

    Someone's or something's character is fixed and can't change now.

  5. 歪锅搭偏灶,一套配一套 wāi guō dā piān zào, yī tào pèi yī tào

    a tilted pot on a lopsided stove: one set matching another

    Mocks flawed people or things that are paired together; 'a perfect match'.

  6. 歪嘴吹灯,一股斜气 wāizuǐ chuī dēng, yī gǔ xié(xié)qì

    blowing out a lamp with a crooked mouth: a slanting (evil) draught

    Mocks someone who uses crooked, underhand methods.

    May offend: mocks disability

  7. 歪嘴吹喇叭,弄斜装风 wāizuǐ chuī lǎba, nòng xié(xié) zhuāng fēng(fēng)

    blowing a trumpet with a crooked mouth: twisting things slant (evil) and playing wind (mad)

    Mocks someone who comes up with wicked ideas and plays the fool.

    May offend: mocks disability

  8. 歪嘴婆娘照镜子,当面丢丑 wāizuǐ póniáng zhào jìngzi, dāngmiàn diū chǒu

    a crooked-mouthed woman looking in the mirror: embarrassed to her own face

    Said of someone who is shamed in front of everyone; the usual form is 歪嘴照镜子.

    May offend: mocks disability

  9. 歪嘴照镜子,当面丢丑 wāizuǐ zhào jìngzi, dāngmiàndiūchǒu

    a crooked mouth looking in the mirror: embarrassed to one's face

    Said of someone who loses face right in front of others.

    May offend: mocks disability

  10. 外婆打外孙,吓唬吓唬 wàipó dǎ wàisūn, xiàhu xiàhu

    a grandmother spanking her grandchild: just to scare

    Making a threat that isn't meant seriously, just for show.

  11. 外甥打灯笼,照舅 wàisheng dǎ dēnglong, zhào jiù (jiù)

    a nephew carrying a lantern: shines on his uncle (as before)

    Things stay just as they were.

  12. 外甥戴孝,没舅 wàisheng dàixiào, méi jiù(jiù)

    a nephew in mourning dress: no uncle (no saving)

    It cannot be saved; the situation is hopeless.

  13. 王八吃秤锤,铁了心 wángba chī chèngchuí, tiěle xīn

    a turtle swallows a steelyard weight: its heart has turned to iron

    Someone has firmly made up their mind and won't be moved. The word 王八 is coarse.

    May offend: vulgar language

  14. 王八看绿豆,对上眼了 wángba kàn lǜdòu, duìshang yǎn le

    a turtle looks at a mung bean: eyes meet

    Mocking remark when two flawed or unattractive people take a liking to each other. Insulting; the word 王八 is coarse.

    May offend: vulgar language

  15. 王八碰桥墩,不敢露头 wángba pèng qiáodūn, bù gǎn lòutóu

    a turtle bumps a bridge pier: dare not show its head

    Said of someone timid who dares not show their face when trouble comes. The word 王八 is coarse.

    May offend: vulgar language

  16. 王八钻灶坑,憋气带窝火 wángba zuān zàokēng, biēqì dài wōhuǒ

    a turtle crawls into the stove pit: stifled and fire-bottled

    Describes someone full of pent-up resentment who can't vent it. The word 王八 is coarse.

    May offend: vulgar language

  17. 王妈妈卖了磨,推不得了 wángmāma màile mò, tuībude le

    Granny Wang has sold her millstone: can't push it any more

    Said when a duty or request can no longer be refused or put off.

  18. 王麻子的剪刀,真钢 wángmázi de jiǎndāo, zhēn gāng(gāng)

    Pockmarked Wang's scissors: truly steel

    Praise for someone truly strong and unyielding in character.

  19. 王奶奶和玉奶奶比武,差一点儿 wángnǎinai hé yùnǎinai bǐwǔ, chà yī diǎnr

    Granny Wang and Granny Yu compete in martial arts: short by a dot

    Said when something falls just slightly short of another.

  20. 王小二过年,一年不如一年 wángxiǎo'èr guònián, yī nián bùrú yī nián

    Wang Xiao'er celebrates New Year: each year worse than the last

    Things get steadily worse; living conditions decline year by year. Sighing or complaining.

  21. 王小二开饭店,量人做菜 wángxiǎo'èr kāi fàndiàn, liáng rén zuò cài

    Wang Xiao'er runs a restaurant: cooks according to the customer

    To treat people differently according to their status. Often mildly critical.

  22. 王小二做买卖,尽打如意算盘 wángxiǎo'èr zuò mǎimai, jìn dǎ rúyì suànpán

    Wang Xiao'er goes into business: only works the abacus to his liking

    Someone who plans only for the best outcome and ignores difficulties. Mocking; compare "counting one's chickens before they hatch".

  23. 网兜捆猪崽,露出蹄爪 wǎngdōu kǔn zhūzǎi, lòuchū tízhuǎ

    tying piglets in a net bag: trotters stick out

    A hidden truth is revealed; what was concealed shows through.

  24. 网兜里的麂子,吓破了胆 wǎngdōu lǐ de jǐzi, xiàpòle dǎn

    a muntjac deer in a net: scared its gallbladder has burst

    Terrified out of one's wits. Slightly mocking.

  25. 望乡台上打莲花落,不知死的鬼 wàngxiāngtái shang dǎ liánhuālào, bù zhī sǐ de guǐ

    singing lotus-blossom ballads on the Terrace for Viewing Home: a ghost who doesn't know he's dead

    Mocks someone who doesn't realise they are in grave trouble and carries on carefree.

  26. 望乡台上摘牡丹,至死还要贪花 wàngxiāngtái shang zhāi mǔdan, zhì sǐ hái yào tān huā

    picking peonies on the Terrace for Gazing Homeward: even at death still greedy for flowers

    Mocks a man who lusts after women right up to his death. Critical and sarcastic.

  27. 围棋盘里下象棋,不对招数 wéiqí pán li xià xiàngqí, bù duì zhāoshù

    playing Chinese chess on a go board: the moves don't match

    Describes moves or methods that don't fit the rules or what is required, especially martial arts movements done wrongly.

  28. 桅杆顶上开花,毫无指望 wéigān dǐng shang kāihuā, háo wú zhǐwàng

    flowers blooming at the top of a mast: no hope at all

    There is not the slightest hope of success; a mast is dead wood and cannot flower.

  29. 桅杆顶上看人,把人瞧矮了 wéigān dǐng shang kàn rén, bǎ rén qiáo ǎi le

    looking at people from the top of a mast: you see them as short

    Mocks an arrogant person who looks down on others and underestimates them.

  30. 卫生口罩,嘴上一套 wèishēng kǒuzhào, zuǐ shang yī tào(tàor)

    a hygienic face mask: a set/cover on the mouth

    Mocks someone who says one thing but thinks or does another; two-faced.

  31. 未出窝的麻雀嘴朝外,挨着了就吃 wèi chū wō de máquè zuǐ cháo wài, āizháole jiù chī

    a sparrow not yet out of the nest, beak turned outward: eats whatever touches it

    Mocks someone who grabs a share of any advantage the moment it comes near.

  32. 蚊子放屁,小气 wénzi fàngpì, xiǎo qì (qi)

    a mosquito farts: small air (stingy)

    Mocks a stingy person. Humorous and coarse.

    May offend: vulgar language

  33. 瓮里烧木炭,有火没处发 wèng li shāo mùtàn, yǒu huǒ méi chù fā

    burning charcoal inside a jar: there is fire but nowhere for it to go out

    Describes being full of anger with no way to vent it.

  34. 瓮里捉王八,保险又保险 wèng li zhuō wángba, bǎoxiǎn yòu bǎoxiǎn

    catching a turtle in a jar: safe and doubly safe

    Something is completely secure and certain to succeed.

  35. 瓮里捉王八,大小都逃不出去 wèng li zhuō wángba, dàxiǎo dōu táo bù chūqù

    catching turtles in a jar: big or small, none can escape

    Whoever or whatever is targeted cannot get away.

  36. 瓮里捉王八,手到擒来 wèng li zhuō wángba, shǒudàoqínlái

    catching a turtle in a jar: seize it the moment your hand reaches

    Something is very easy or certain to be achieved. Like 'a piece of cake'.

  37. 窝窝头翻个儿,显大眼儿 wōwotóu fāngèr, xiǎn (xiàn) dà yǎnr

    turn a cornmeal cone over: it shows its big hole

    Mocks someone who shows off and ends up embarrassing himself.

  38. 乌龟吃大麦,糟踏粮食 wūguī chī dàmài, zāotà liángshi

    a tortoise eating barley: wasting grain

    Describes wasting something valuable on one who can't use it properly.

  39. 乌龟吃了萤火虫,肚里明白 wūguī chīle yínghuǒchóng, dù li míngbai

    a tortoise that has eaten a firefly: its belly is bright

    Someone who says nothing outwardly but understands everything inside.

  40. 乌龟爬门槛,就看这一翻 wūguī pá ménkǎn, jiù kàn zhè yī fān(fān)

    a tortoise climbing a threshold: it all depends on this one flip

    Success or failure depends on this one attempt.

  41. 乌龟撞石板,硬碰硬 wūguī zhuàng shíbǎn, yìng pèng yìng

    a tortoise bumps into a stone slab: hard against hard

    Confronting an opponent head-on with equal toughness.

  42. 乌鸦趴在猪身上,只看见猪黑,看不见自己黑 wūyā pā zài zhū shēn shang, zhǐ kànjiàn zhū hēi, kàn bù jiàn zìjǐ hēi

    a crow perched on a pig: sees only that the pig is black, not that it is black itself

    Mocks people who see others' faults but not their own. Like 'the pot calling the kettle black'.

  43. 乌鸦占了凤凰枝,高攀不起 wūyā zhànle fènghuáng zhī, gāopān bù qǐ

    a crow occupies the phoenix's branch: can't reach so high

    A polite, self-deprecating phrase meaning one is not worthy of association with someone of higher status.

  44. 屋漏又逢连阴雨,祸不单行 wū lòu yòu féng liányīnyǔ, huòbùdānxíng

    the roof leaks and then comes continuous rain: misfortunes never come singly

    Disasters come one after another. Like 'it never rains but it pours'.

  45. 无根沙蓬,没个准地方 wúgēn shāpéng, méi ge zhǔn dìfang

    a rootless sand tumbleweed: has no fixed place

    Describes a person with no settled home or no definite destination, drifting from place to place.

  46. 无花的蔷薇,只有刺儿 wú huā de qiángwēi, zhǐ yǒu cìr

    a rose bush without flowers: only thorns

    Describes someone whose talk is sharp and biting and who only irritates people. It is also said of a woman seen as sharp-tongued, picky and hard to work with. It is critical.

    May offend: sexist or sexual

  47. 五更天唱曲子,高兴得太早了 wǔgēngtiān chàng qǔzi, gāoxìng de tài zǎo le

    singing songs in the fifth watch of the night: too happy too early

    Mocks someone who celebrates before the matter is settled. Close to "don't count your chickens before they hatch."

  48. 五更天赶路,越走越亮 wǔgēngtiān gǎnlù, yuè zǒu yuè liàng

    travelling at the fifth watch: the further you go, the brighter it gets

    The prospects keep getting brighter. Said approvingly of a future that is improving.

  49. 五人合撑一把伞,小人全靠大人遮 wǔ rén hé chēng yī bǎ sǎn, xiǎorén(xiǎoren) quán kào dàrén(dàren) zhē

    five people share one umbrella: the small people (small people) all depend on the big people (big people) to shelter them

    Lowly people depend on powerful people for protection. Said, with a wry tone, of subordinates relying on their patrons.

  50. 五个指头按不住十只麻雀 wǔ gè zhǐtou àn bǔ zhù shí zhī máquè

    five fingers can't pin down ten sparrows

    Scattered efforts achieve nothing; you must focus your strength. Said of trying to do too many things at once.

  51. 武大郎打虎,没长下那个拳头 wǔdàláng dǎ hǔ, méi zhǎngxià nàge quántóu

    Wu Dalang fighting a tiger: he hasn't grown that kind of fist

    Mocks someone who lacks the ability to do the job. Wu Dalang is the weak brother of the tiger-slaying hero Wu Song in Water Margin.

  52. 武大郎登梯子,想高人一头 wǔdàláng dēng tīzi, xiǎng gāo rén yī tóu

    Wu Dalang climbing a ladder: wanting to be a head taller than others

    Mocks someone who lacks the qualifications but wants to rank above others. The joke is on short Wu Dalang's wish to stand tall.

  53. 武大郎放风筝,出手不高 wǔdàláng fàng fēngzheng, chūshǒu bù gāo

    Wu Dalang flying a kite: his hands don't go up high

    Describes someone whose skill looks modest when they start a task. The joke is that short Wu Dalang can't raise his hands high; "high" also means skilled.

    May offend: mocks disability

  54. 武大郎开店,个子比他高的别进来 wǔdàláng kāi diàn, gèzi bǐ tā gāo de bié jìnlái

    Wu Dalang opens a shop: anyone taller than him need not come in

    Criticises a narrow-minded, insecure boss who won't hire anyone abler than himself.

  55. 武大郎卖棉花,人弱货软 wǔdàláng mài miánhuā, rén ruò huò ruǎn

    Wu Dalang selling cotton: the man is weak and the goods are soft

    Mocks someone who is both feeble and incompetent.

  56. 武大郎卖烧饼,迟出早归 wǔdàláng mài shāobing, chí chū zǎo guī

    Wu Dalang selling sesame cakes: goes out late and comes home early

    Describes someone lazy who starts work late and quits early. In Water Margin Wu Song told his brother to do this to avoid trouble.

  57. 武大郎攀杠子,上下够不着 wǔdàláng pān gàngzi, shàngxià gòu bù zháo

    Wu Dalang grabbing a bar: can't reach up or down

    Describes being stuck in a difficult position where neither option works. Short Wu Dalang can't reach the bar from the ground, and if he hangs from it his feet can't touch the ground.

    May offend: mocks disability

  58. 武大郎战李逵,差着好大一截儿 wǔdàláng zhàn lǐkuí, chāzhe hǎo dà yī jiér

    Wu Dalang fighting Li Kui: a big gap between them

    The two sides are so unequal that there is no comparison. Li Kui is a burly, strong Water Margin hero.

    May offend: mocks disability

  59. 捂着耳朵放炮仗,又想听响声,又怕听响声 wǔzhe ěrduo fàng pàozhang, yòu xiǎng tīng xiǎngshēng, yòu pà tīng xiǎngshēng

    covering one's ears to set off firecrackers: wanting to hear the bang and fearing to hear the bang

    Describes someone torn between wanting to do something and being afraid to. Gently mocking.

  60. 捂着耳朵偷铃铛,自己骗自己 wǔzhe ěrduo tōu língdang, zìjǐ piàn zìjǐ

    covering one's ears to steal a bell: fooling oneself

    Describes foolish self-deception, hiding something in a way that fools nobody but oneself. From the fable of the man who tried to steal a bell. Mocking; close to "bury your head in the sand."

  61. 雾里看指纹,认不出道道儿 wù li kàn zhǐwén, rèn bù chū dàodaor

    looking at a fingerprint in the fog: can't make out the lines

    Describes being unable to find the trick or the way to solve a problem.

  62. 西北风刮蒺藜,连风带刺 xīběifēng guā jílí, lián fēng(fěng) dài cì

    a northwest wind blowing caltrop burrs: wind together with thorns

    Describes sarcastic, biting words that criticise or mock. The tone is critical.

  63. 西边出太阳,没有的事 xībiān chū tàiyáng, méiyǒu de shì

    the sun rises in the west: no such thing

    Says that what someone claims is impossible. Dismissive, like "when pigs fly."

  64. 西瓜掉进油桶里,又圆又滑 xīguā diàojìn yóutǒng li, yòu yuán yòu huá

    a watermelon dropped into an oil drum: both round and slippery

    Describes a person who is smooth and evasive, ready to flatter and avoid commitment. Critical.

  65. 西瓜皮擦屁股,没完没了 xīguā pí cā pìgu, méiwánméi liǎo

    wiping your backside with watermelon rind: no end to it

    Said of a matter that drags on with no end in sight. Humorous and somewhat crude.

    May offend: vulgar language

  66. 西瓜皮洗脸,干净不了 xīguā pí xǐliǎn, gānjing bùliǎo

    washing your face with watermelon rind: it can't get clean

    Mocking: a person with something dubious in their record can't be innocent or made to look clean.

  67. 西红柿拌白糖,去不了酸味儿 xīhóngshì bàn báitáng, qù bùliǎo suān wèir

    tomatoes mixed with white sugar: can't get rid of the sour taste

    Mocking: said of someone who can't shake off their pedantic, stuffy ways.

  68. 西湖边搭草棚,杀风景 xīhú biān dā cǎopéng, shāfēngjǐng

    building a straw shed by West Lake: it kills the scenery

    Said of something that spoils a pleasant scene or mood, or of a person who dampens the fun. Mildly critical.

  69. 膝盖上钉掌,离蹄太远 xīgài shang dìng zhǎng, lí tí(tí) tài yuǎn

    nailing a horseshoe on the knee: too far from the hoof

    Said when someone's remarks are far off the topic being discussed. Humorous.

  70. 洗脸盆里扎猛子,不知深浅 xǐliǎnpén li zhā měngzi, bù zhī shēnqiǎn

    diving headfirst into a washbasin: not knowing how deep or shallow

    Said of someone who speaks or acts without a sense of proportion. Mocking.

  71. 喜鹊衔梅花,喜上加喜 xǐquè xián méihuā, xǐ shàng jiā xǐ

    a magpie holding a plum blossom: joy upon joy

    Said when two happy events come together, for instance a wedding and a promotion. Approving and auspicious.

  72. 喜鹊落在树上,各占一枝儿 xǐquè luò zài shù shang, gè zhàn yī zhīr

    magpies settling in a tree, each taking its own branch

    Each side holds to its own view or claim. It is neutral to mildly critical.

  73. 喜鹊尾巴,老翘着 xǐquè wěiba, lǎo qiàozhe

    a magpie's tail: always sticking up

    Mocks a person who is always proud and looks down on others.

  74. 戏台上的夫妻,有名无实 xìtái shàng de fūqī, yǒumíngwúshí

    a married couple on the stage: husband and wife in name only

    Said of a title or relationship that exists in name but not in reality.

  75. 戏台上的鼓槌,离不开的一对儿 xìtái shàng de gǔchuí, lí bù kāi de yī duìr

    the drumsticks on the opera stage: an inseparable pair

    Two people who are close or whose interests are tied together and can't do without each other.

  76. 戏台上的皇帝,威风不了几时 xìtái shàng de huángdì, wēifēng bùliǎo jǐshí

    an emperor on the stage: his power won't last long

    Mocking: those throwing their weight around won't enjoy it for long.

  77. 戏台上做宰相,在位不长 xìtái shang zuò zǎixiàng, zàiwèi bù cháng

    playing prime minister on the stage: not long in office

    Said of someone who holds a post only briefly. Humorous or mocking.

  78. 瞎骡子撒欢儿,乱套了 xiā luózi sāhuānr, luàntào le

    a blind mule frolicking: everything's tangled in the harness

    Said when order or the proper arrangement of things falls into chaos.

    May offend: mocks disability

  79. 瞎猫逮住死老鼠,碰上的 xiā māo dǎizhù sǐ lǎoshǔ, pèngshàng de

    a blind cat catches a dead mouse: just ran into it

    Said of a success that came by pure luck. Compare 'even a blind squirrel finds a nut'.

    May offend: mocks disability

  80. 瞎子背着拐子走,由你指点 xiāzi bēizhe guǎizi zǒu, yóu nǐ zhǐdiǎn

    a blind man carrying a lame man: it's up to you to direct

    Said when you don't know the situation and ask someone to guide you.

    May offend: mocks disability

  81. 瞎子不叫瞎子,盲人 xiāzi bù jiào xiāzi, máng(máng) rén

    a blind man isn't called a 'blind man' but a 'sightless person'

    Said of someone who is busy all day long. Humorous.

    May offend: mocks disability

  82. 瞎子打灯笼,照亮别人 xiāzi dǎ dēnglong, zhàoliàng biéren

    a blind man carrying a lantern: lighting the way for others

    Said of someone who works only for others and not for themselves. Mildly approving or wry.

    May offend: mocks disability

  83. 瞎子逮蝈蝈儿,先听听音儿 xiāzi dǎi guōguor, xiān tīngting yīnr

    a blind man catching a katydid: first listen for the sound

    Don't rush in; first find out what is happening.

    May offend: mocks disability

  84. 瞎子点灯,白费蜡 xiāzi diǎn dēng, báifèilà

    a blind man lighting a lamp: wasted wax

    Said of effort or thought that is wasted. Compare 'a waste of time and effort'.

    May offend: mocks disability

  85. 瞎子放牛,不撒手 xiāzi fàng niú, bù sāshǒu

    a blind man herding an ox: never lets go

    Holding on tightly to a person or thing and not letting go.

    May offend: mocks disability

  86. 瞎子过河,看不清水的深浅 xiāzi guò hé, kàn bù qīng shuǐ de shēnqiǎn

    a blind man crossing a river: can't see how deep the water is

    Said of not knowing the real details of a matter.

    May offend: mocks disability

  87. 瞎子挤到三岔口,不知该走哪条路 xiāzi jǐdào sānchàkǒu, bù zhī gāi zǒu nǎ tiáo lù

    a blind man pushing into a three-way junction: not knowing which road to take

    Said of someone who has lost their direction and doesn't know how to go forward.

    May offend: mocks disability

  88. 瞎子拉二胡,练好了的本领 xiāzi lā èrhú, liànhǎole de běnlǐng

    a blind man playing the erhu: a skill perfected by practice

    A skill that came from hard practice. Approving.

    May offend: mocks disability

  89. 瞎子磨刀,快了 xiāzi mó dāo, kuài le

    a blind man sharpening a knife: it's getting sharp / soon

    Said when something will happen soon. Humorous, a stock reply to "when will it be done?".

  90. 瞎子磨镰刀,快了 xiāzi mó liándāo, kuài le

    a blind man sharpening a sickle: nearly sharp

    A variant of 瞎子磨刀,快了: the thing will happen soon.

    May offend: mocks disability

  91. 瞎子扑蝗虫,有也抓不住 xiāzi pū huángchóng, yǒu yě zhuā bù zhù

    a blind man grabbing at locusts: even if they're there, he can't catch them

    Said of someone who doesn't know the situation and can't get anything done.

    May offend: mocks disability

  92. 瞎子骑马,专摸没有疤的骑 xiāzi qí mǎ, zhuān mō méiyǒu bā de qí(qī)

    a blind man mounting a horse: feels for the one without scars to ride

    A scolding for someone who picks on decent, harmless people.

    May offend: mocks disability

  93. 瞎子烧香,摸不到庙门 xiāzi shāoxiāng, mō bù dào miàomén

    a blind man going to burn incense: can't find the temple gate

    Said of asking for help but not knowing where to go.

    May offend: mocks disability

  94. 瞎子照镜子,不知自己是什么样子 xiāzi zhào jìngzi, bù zhī zìjǐ shì shénme yàngzi

    a blind man looking in a mirror: doesn't know what he looks like

    Mocks someone who can't see their own faults.

    May offend: mocks disability

  95. 下巴底下垫块砖,有口难张 xiàba dǐxia diàn kuài zhuān, yǒukǒunánzhāng

    a brick under the chin: hard to open the mouth

    Said when you have something to say but find it hard to bring up.

  96. 下雪天过独木桥,提心吊胆 xiàxuě tiān guò dúmùqiáo, tíxīndiàodǎn

    crossing a single-log bridge on a snowy day: heart in mouth

    To be very anxious and afraid.

  97. 下雨天不撑伞,淋到头上了 xiàyǔ tiān bù chēng sǎn, lín(lín) dào tóu shang le

    not putting up an umbrella in the rain: it's pouring on your head

    Said when a matter has now come round to oneself, as in 'it's my turn'.

  98. 夏天穿棉袄,自己找罪受 xiàtiān chuān mián'ǎo, zìjǐ zhǎo zuì shòu

    wearing a padded coat in summer: asking for trouble yourself

    Said of someone who deliberately makes trouble or hardship for themselves. Mildly mocking.

  99. 仙鹤打架,绕脖子 xiānhè dǎjià, rào bózi

    cranes fighting: twisting necks

    Describes speech or action that is roundabout and hard to follow instead of direct. Humorous.

  100. 仙人掌开花,黄了 xiānrénzhǎng kāihuā, huáng le

    a cactus blooms: it's yellow

    Said when a plan falls through or something fails. Wry, casual.

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